an update that i am: a plural age regressing catgirlthing. but most importantly. adorable.
and like. by age regressing i mean age regressed. sorta always. ya girl is __ mentally and i’m also the hypersexual one.
if “short women are minor-coded” discourse starts again I’m just gonna be even more explicitly gross about how I look tbh. I’d look cute with a pacifier.
g-good lord anon,,, i know this is late by a few days, but GJKLGDAGDFA. y-you can dm me yknow.
to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end
in my minds eye
mroooooow! (you find me rolled over on the floor) mreooooooow! (you wave a cat wand at me and i reach for it) mrooooow!
To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.
I once held hands with my husband at an event where my wife was also present, and a concerned parent lectured me about how she didn’t want us to “influence” her son. Our icky gay polyam hand holding was such a threat to this woman that she made a point to corner me away from my partners and get me on my own to lecture me about being “indecent.” If she had been inclined toward violence, I would have been fucked.
Hand holding. That’s all it fucking took.
So catch me at Pride in a leather harness and holding a bat, because if hand holding is all it takes, we owe it to each other to stand together.
We’re here. We’re queer. Get fucking used to it.
The sheer number of LGBT people who have called me a “degenerate” and a “pedophile” and an “abuse apologist” and a “homophobe” and a “woman-beater” over this post, in the less than 24 hours since I have posted it, is proof that it needs to be said.
Call me a degenerate if you want. I don’t care. It has always been the degenerates protecting each other when the cops raid our bars and inspect our clothing and haul us away for being cross-dressing, family-destroying, society-polluting, tranny dyke faggot freaks.
I know who I’d rather have on my side, and it’s not the self-loathing pieces of shit who would rather destroy their own people than dismantle systems of oppression.
You will never be wholesome and pure enough for the bigots, no matter how much you distance yourself from the kinksters. Once they’ve killed all us degenerates, they’re coming for you next. And we won’t be here to fight for you anymore.
this is the real horseshoe theory
girls will be like “ugh i hate hot weather i always get so sweaty and gross” ummm have you ever considered that this is a net benefit for sniffpilled scentgirls??? no. you only think about yourself
once again reminding you that i’m like. gross now. sorry. pro-ship or whatever. i’m an insignificant little thing with no effect on the broader world and most of my days are spent getting dicked brainless by hot older women so i’m living my best life <3
i think trans milf is a contender for top gender. trans milfs i hope ur all having a good day being sexy and fun
only cowards won’t reblog this, why are you resisting trans milfs??
facefuck your friends friday
Nice neopronouns. What positions would you like me to take you in?
Stop being funnier than me on my own horny post.
an update that i am: a plural age regressing catgirlthing. but most importantly. adorable.







